Cardboard Financed T-Shirt

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Find your corresponding size on the chart to guide your purchase. Measurements are in inches.

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Gear Stats

100% Ring Spun Cotton — Softer and tougher than basic cotton, pre-shrunk so it fits the same after the 50th wash as it did on day one.

Breathable 4.5 oz fabric — Lightweight enough to wear through a six-hour campaign without filing a complaint.

True-to-size unisex fit — Relaxed silhouette that works for most body types. No constitution check required.

Durability Stats

Double-needle stitching at every stress point — shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and sleeves. Built to outlast your current campaign and the next three after it.

Seamless collar — Quarter-turned construction so it holds its shape and never develops that weird center crease. Your shirt will age better than your main character build.

Tear-away label — Remove it in seconds, no residue, no scratching the back of your neck during a critical roll.

Loot Protection Policy

30-day money back guarantee — If your gear doesn't pass the vibe check, we'll make it right. No persuasion roll needed.

Printed in the USA — Every US order is printed and shipped from home base. No overseas dungeon crawl required.

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FAQ's

Where do you set up camp?

We're a US-based guild, printing our gear right here on home soil, Florida and Texas, specifically, because apparently we needed two bases of operation. No matter where you're questing from, we've got you covered.

Do you ship internationally?

Not yet, our party hasn't unlocked that map region. We currently ship within the US only, but international shipping is a side quest we're actively working on. Stay tuned.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes, consider it your quest tracker. Once your order ships, you'll get an email with a tracking number so you can watch your loot make its way to your doorstep in real time.

What are your shirts made of?

Only materials worthy of a long campaign, soft, durable, and built to survive more wash cycles than you've had character deaths. Exact fabric specs vary by item and can be found on each product page, but nothing leaves our guild hall unless it passes the comfort check.